# Phaidon Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive

- **Brand:** Phaidon
- **Availability:** In stock at Goodhood in one size.
- **Prices last checked:** 2026-09-13
- **Page:** https://supplyvision.app/product/182145-phaidon-palace-product-descriptions-the-selected-archive

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| Store | Item | Delivery | Total to United States | Import duties | Arrives in | Returns | Sizes in stock |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| [Goodhood](https://goodhoodstore.com/products/palace-product-descriptions-the-selected-archive?utm_source=supplyvision&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=product) | £34.95 | at checkout | — | included | unknown | 14 days | One size |

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## Description

From Bodega:

98% Every good description Palace has ever done In one rowdy hardback 2% some rubbish ones also Phaidon presents Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive, the official printed archive of Palace Skateboard's online product descriptions. Since their debut in 2013, Palace's unconventional descriptors - which often have little or nothing to do with the product being described – have earned a cult following, with readers hooked on every line. Authored by Palace co-founder Lev Tanju, whose inimitable style essentially tore up the copywriting rulebook, the descriptions are full of humor, pathos, social commentary and unabashed opinion. Eschewing practical details, instead a jacket is described as: TRENDSETTER DON'T THINK SO MATE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MOONWALKED THROUGH TOPSHOP WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED COVERED IN GLUE. The more than 3,000 descriptions are organized into 22 tongue-in-cheek categories, including Anatomy, Animals, Etiquette, Philanthropy, Romance and Travel. Palace Product Descriptions: the Selected Archive 9781838665845